Feb 11 2009
All-Time Top Stories
Top stories: September 2009
- Microsoft arranges spontaneous house parties for Windows 7 launch
- Lily Allen fights for “three strikes” proposal
- CRB checks expanded to entire UK population
- Alan Turing apologises for Gordon Brown
- Millions made redundant as Facebook automated
Top stories: August 2009
- BBC outsources tech news to Microsoft
- Google repels Microsoft attack on London offices
- Obama fights back on health care plan
- Twitter crashes for ninety minutes, nerds traumatised
- Wikipedia reaches 3 million articles, stalls and dies
Top stories: December 2008/January 2009
- Microsoft UK launches MSN MusicTurd™ service
- Microsoft calls for government bailout
- UK citizens protected from Wikifilth by IWF
- Google are evil bastards who will kill us all
- Internet Watch Foundation “Crapland” closes down
Top stories: November 2008
- Ask Jack
- Virgin Media offers new super-fast Internet at least two days out of seven
- Windows 7’s biggest threat: journalists
- Affair in “First Life” leads to virtual divorce
- People “can’t wait for ID cards”
Top stories: October 2008
- Universal Internet filter plans detailed
- Brown: No compromise on Icelandic terrorism
- Next Windows to be called “Windows”
- Microsoft calls Global Anti-Piracy Day
- Terrorists linked to child porn
Top stories: September 2008
- Everyone except Microsoft grits teeth, welcomes Google Chrome web browser
- Dr Evil threatens world with Large Hadron Collider
- Reiss: Science lessons should tackle Easter Bunny
- Free Software Foundation announces GNUPhone
- Apple declares: “OK, we’re evil”
Top stories: August 2008